February 2012
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via jack-drinks-jack)
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BAM! I'm a lesbian, all thanks to Angelina Jolie.
WORD.
shit wemma shippers say (better version)
Will: There's someone out there for everyone, I wouldn't even sweat it.
Us: YOU'RE HER SOMEONE! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT
Will: There you go, Cinderella.
Us: UIHERJGDF HE CALLED HER CINDERELLA.
Will: I'll miss you.
Us: THEN DON'T LEAVE. STAY HERE WITH EMMA AND LOVE HER
Emma: Just come Will. For me.
Us: *snickers* lol she told will to come for her.
Will: There. Ten seconds.
Emma: New record.
Us: Sobbing violently. PLEASE LOVE EACH OTHER.
Will: Yeah you can dance in it.
Us: WE KNOW YOU WHERE BOTH PICTURING THAT WAS YOUR WEDDING.
Emma: I can't see you without feeling heartbroken.
Us: sobbing
Will kisses Emma
Us: flooding the house with our tears
Will: Hi
Emma: Hi
Us: sobbing
Will: This is the perfect song for us. See he's know this girl for so long but they've just been friends and now he's calling her up to tell her he wants more.
Us: YUERGJNDFNIJ
Emma: I guess love makes you do some crazy things.
Us: Damn straight
Will: Rise and shine, sleepyhead
Us: UINERTJDFNJITDFGNJID
Will: Guess who woke up just before I did?
Us: YOUR PENIS
Will: Emma, you are the one. You always have been. I feel like I've had to stop myself from doing this from the second I first saw you.
Us: BHEDTJFNJIEDKGNRDJFK
Us: Sobbing
Will: Emma Pillsbury, will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?
Emma: Yes
Us: *dead*
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conanofallon:
if all these hollywood stars think the stress of being nominated for an academy award is hard, they should try simultaneously live-blogging, tweeting, eating, photoshopping and watching the television screen all at once
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